Secret Weapons

As a prized guinea pig for Q Division, you get access to experimental technology!

Projects Tested

Solar Bomb (Pale to golden tan in .2 seconds!)

Vibro-Knife (It slices! It dices!)

Rashlight (Great for sleepovers!)

Doomba (Doomba!)

Cherry Vanilla Erg Cola (Taste the cosmos!)

Hench Worms (No! God noooo!)

Erg Bar (Get abducted by flavor!)

EDCU Extra Dimensional Containment Unit (Schachten tested, Schachten approved!)

The Ton Ring (Surprise your crush!)